My Dad’s Jet Could Beat Up Your Dad’s Minivan!
Every kid at one point has discussed the possibility of their dad beating up every other dad in the playground. These debates continued as white collared…
Hazardous Waste Of Time
You’re probably wondering what I have been up to in the month since we last cyber talked. Well, mostly I’ve been shredding documents and ridding myself…
The Esoteric Librarian
My parents were avid readers and lovers of all things book. They kept every book they have ever owned and their complete and total inability to…
Badass Rebjorn: An Analysis of Masculinity and Fatherhood
Why does fatherhood have to be so emasculating. The idea that manliness dissipates with each successive diaper change predominates all of popular culture in movies like…
How To Be Awesome: A Guide To Nurse Bragging Rights.
I recently visited Emily at The Waiting blog and after leaving a comment on her excellent post about heart murmurs the narcissist in me was inspired…
Childhood Games That Never Were And Never Should Be
I’m almost done with another new post I plan on releasing today or tomorrow, but in the meantime enjoy this classic ‘Childhood Games That Never Were…
How To Crap Your Pants Properly: A Guide To Understanding New Parents
You may have noticed my near absence at posting lately, but newborns destroy everything you previously knew about life. Those adorable little milk monsters eat every…
